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2002-07-02Here we have the story of a small Wisconsin town that experiences an unknown object plummeting to Earth, landing close to the farmhouse of the unsavory Dan and Ev Kester. Upon closer inspection of the impact site, the Kesters find droves of their livestock mutilated and worry about what did it, too, until they discover geodes filled with what look to be diamonds - and a more sinister eight-legged cargo that is initially overlooked. Enter the NASA scientists and their loosely scientific hypothesis that states that the crash site is actually a "black hole" emanating energy feeding some soon to be gigantic spiders and you have a truly fun-filled, barely budgeted monster movie!
Be forewarned that the plot is thin, the actors (with the exception of Alan Hale AKA "The Skipper") are subpar, and the effects are almost nonexistent. Knowing this ahead of time, however, leaves you room to enjoy this flashback to an enjoyable time in "horror" cinema. Buy it and experience VW love once again!
BIG BUGS RUN AMOK 2002-05-30
Director Bill Rebane strikes again with this wonderful trashy film about rural rednecks and giant spiders. A meteor crashes on a ranch and bugs emerge from the crater. A giant spider eventually emerges and goes on the rampage thru Gleason Wisconsin. Alan Hale plays the sheriff. He even calls the hero "Little Buddy".
I enjoyed this film the first time I ever saw it and I still enjoy it. This dvd is hosted by Son Of Ghoul and comes with color comic book repro. A good little item here.
This Spider is REALLY a Bug! 
2002-05-13
When you go into a film knowing the terrifying creature of the title is a Volkswagon Bug tricked up like a small town pest control float, you really have no one but yourself to blame for suffering through the crushing anti-entertainment (I hestitate to use the phrase...) "production values" of this direct-to-the-dumpster trash class-sick. Marry a plot of cosmic, vaguely Lovecraftian proportions to 50s-style scientists and moist hillbilly sex, greed and booze domestic drama, fold in the afore-mentioned motorized monster Muppet and serve it all up on a budget that wouldn't get you an extra topping on a pizza - and you begin to comprehend the sleazy splendor that is Giant Spider Invasion. So where the heck do the 3 stars come from? For starters - from the very elements noted above. Viewers with a appreciation for the tart taste of trash know the film delivers a full course meal. This disc received an additional 2 stars by offering folks outside of North East Ohio an introduction to Son of Ghoul, a horror host for over 16 years in the Cleveland area, who kicks off the disc with a wild and wooley trip to the car wash. It seems his sidekick, Fidge, is bedeviled by dandruff, and an industrial strength shower is the only way to take care of the problem. Class stuff - and a great way to slide into a flick of this...er..."quality". Son of Ghoul also hosts discs for Brides Wore Blood and Garden of Death - and hopefully we'll see more in the future!
Some of the Worst FX Ever Filmed 2007-09-27
Poorly acted, a lot of dead screen time where the director seems to be just tickeing off the footage, this mid-70's turkey is watchable only for how bad it is. Alan "Skipper" Hale from Gilligans Island shows up as a local sherrif in a town plagued by an invasion of arachanoids. Funny as hell this film tried to pass off a fur covered VW Beetle (complete with arms!) as a spider. I know it was tough going before CGI, but if the cast and crew got through this without laughing hard at themselves, they truly have no humor in their DNA...
The giant spider invasion of 1975 2006-02-26
The title's a bit ambiguous, isn't it? I mean, is this a giant invasion of spiders, or is it an invasion by a single giant spider? As it turns out, it's a little bit of both. It's also a pretty lousy B-movie ripe for heckling, as the boys at MST3K certainly proved - in retrospect, this one was almost too easy. When you start the dialogue with Alan "Skipper" Hale greeting a visitor to his sheriff's office with the words "little buddy," you know this isn't going to be an exercise in mental acuity. If you've never seen any of the Gilligan's Island gang in their post-Gilligan movie careers, consider yourself lucky because it isn't pretty (although nothing can approach the ignominy of Jim Backus in Angels' Revenge - a film that also featured Alan Hale).
This film takes place in the ultra-exciting surroundings of the Wisconsin countryside. Apparently, the big invasion either got off-course or the invaders were looking for easy pickings (or perhaps they just really, really like cheese). The invaders have a fairly explosive arrival, but no one seems to care very much - except the sheriff, who quickly gets annoyed with all the reports of cars and electrical gizmos suddenly not working that night. The next day, the biggest rube in Wisconsin finally meanders out into his field to find some mutilated cows and mysterious rocks. These rocks start turning up everywhere, and - amazingly - no one seems to notice the fact that really hairy spiders crawl out of the things when they finally burst. A local scientist does care about all of the unusual scientific readings she is suddenly getting in the area, and her reports encourage NASA to send out a greasy scientist to see what's what. The two of them come up with a cockamamie story about a black hole hitting the earth spewing out alien spiders. I guess that's one way to explain the sudden spider infestation and, eventually, the appearance of the mother of all spiders to terrorize the local yokels.
Nothing much really happens until the gigantic spider finally turns up. Sure, it's obviously just a VW bug in disguise, but I think it does look fairly impressive making its way just over yon hill toward town. In at least one respect, it does have a deadly aspect to it, as several crew members were almost killed during filming. Perhaps the scariest character in the film, however, is the fiery preacher who pops up from time to time, mainly as a vehicle for the sheriff's constantly bad jokes.
If you enjoy old B-movie monster movies, you might actually get a kick out of Giant Spider Invasion - well, probably not, but at least you'll pretty much know what to expect (which is not much). How can you resist a campy giant spider movie, though?
This creature feature lacks bite...pass the Raid!! 2005-08-02
The Giant Spider Invasion was one of those films that truly creeped me out as a child. The close-up shots of arachnids of various sizes really sent a shiver up my spine. In hindsight, The Giant Spider Invasion is more laughable than horrifying.
Crafted as a misdirected tribute to the excellent giant bug films of the nineteen fifties(Them!, Tarantula), The Giant Spider Invasion misfires on almost every level with truly insipid and moronic dialogue and some of the worst special effects ever committed to celluloid. Some scenes of the giant spider legs attacking made me wonder why this film was not called The Giant Pipe Cleaner Invasion instead.
The plot is simple enough, an intergalactic meteor shower strikes a small hick town of inbreds spawning gigantic space tarantulas that emerge from the space debris and start a murderous rampage of both cattle and humans faster than you can say Gomer Pyle. The film comes replete with the iconic, stereotypical incompetent Sherriff in hot pursuit(played with no conviction by Alan Hale Jr. who should have stayed stranded on Gilligan's Island). The skipper's trademark 'Lil buddy' remarks could not help but elicit laughter. The skipper also contributes some of the film's dumbest lines-'Have you seen that movie Jaws? Well, this thing makes that shark look like a goldfish'. Ha Ha Ha...
The film is not without its assets, some average looking country bumpkin strips off her shirt and exposes her dirty pillows just prior to being fondled to death by one of the horny, giant eight legged critters.
The DVD presentation of this film is pretty awful too, looking like it was lifted from a bad vhs print. The sound is below average too, so think before shelling out your hard earned cash for this, found mine in a discount bin and paid about three bucks for it.
For an equally stupid, but much more enjoyable big critter tribute check out the David Arquette vehicle, Eight Legged Freaks.
VW Bug, the Skipper too... 2004-06-25
Bad. That's the only way to say it. This movie is "no-budget" film making trying to make an effects extravaganza. And failing. The movie includes the infamous VW Bug as the giant bug, the "hi-tech" science lab which seems to be in high school biology classroom, untold shots of basically meaningless shadows and darkness, and the Skipper from Gilligan's Island as the "comic relief" -- read: spouting corny jokes. The film can be enjoyed two ways: (1) Enjoy the hokiness in the way B-movie can. (2) Watch the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version. The MST3K version is hilarious! This version features hilarious running commentary pointing such details as "Lab provided by Mrs. Johnson's class," or "'But, You can't see anything in this shot!' Be quiet film school grad! I'm the director, you just keep rolling!'" Also there is a running gag about the mobs screaming "Packers!"
The Skipper vs The Interdimensional Arachnid Horde 2004-05-25
I've always enjoyed a good enormous insect devouring the Earth film, with some of my favorites being Them! (1954), The Black Scorpion (1957), and even Empire of the Ants (1977), but The Giant Spider Invasion (1975), while having its' moments, barely rates as a blip on the silver screen, or any screen, comparatively speaking. Directed by Bill Rebane, whose other credits include Monster a-Go Go (1965) and The Capture of Bigfoot (1979), stars Steve Brodie as NASA scientist J.R. Vance. Now, Brodie looked familiar, but I couldn't recall what other films I've seen him in until I looked up his bio and saw such cinematic flotsam as The Wild World of Batwoman (1966) and Jerry Warren's Frankenstein Island (1981)...ugh...I'm still reeling from that last one. The film also stars Barbara Hale (from TV's Perry Mason) as Dr. Jenny Langer, character actor Robert Easton, and Alan Hale Jr. aka the skipper from Gilligan's Island...oh man, I feel a serious cinematic hurting coming on...
The film starts out with some kind of foreign object traveling to Earth, crashing spectacularly on Dan Kester's farm in Hicksville, Wisconsin (okay, the town wasn't named Hicksville, but it shoulda been, given the complete idiotic, backwoods nature of the residents we've met so far). Shortly after impact of the extraterrestrial object, residents begin reporting problems with radios and televisions, but that's the extent of incident. No one really seems to have noticed that a fairly large object from outer space has slammed into a Wisconsin pasture, and even the farmer puts off investigating until the next day. A scientist, Dr. Langer, working at the local observatory does report strange and unusual readings to NASA...to which they dispatch Dr. Vance to investigate. The following day Kester and his alcoholic wife decide to investigate the strange happening at their farm, and discover a number of cattle have been partially eaten. They also find the impact site, and a number of geodes around the area. After breaking one open, they find what appears to be diamonds inside, and dreams of wealth begin to swirl in their heads. What they missed was the spider that popped out of the geode, and scurried off to do whatever it is spiders do...soon the spiders begin to make frequent appearances, creeping and crawling all over the place. And not just wee, bitty spiders but great big uns, too...and they appear to be hungry. After several townspeople get all et up in a particularly gruesome fashion by the biggest spider (I tell you, he's fifty feet tall if he's a foot!), Dr. Langer and Dr. Vance postulate that the object that crashed to Earth opened up a portal to an alternate universe, one that is populated by spiders, and they are now coming through this portal to Earth. That seems like quite a presumption, but since Vance is a NASA scientist, who am I to argue? Anyway, various plans begin to formulate, with the scientists looking for a way to close the portal, and local yokels forming gun-toting mobs to hunt down the giant spider what et up their kin. After getting to know the various residents of this small farming community, I formulated my own plan...let the spiders gorge themselves on these knuckleheads, and then perform a tactical nuclear strike on the community. Do they manage to stop the invasion of voracious interstellar arachnids? Or are we all doomed to become space spider sweet meats?
Okay, first of all the effects are really shoddy, but I that doesn't automatically make a film bad. If the acting, script, dialog, direction and/or characters are decent, I can let poor effects slide, especially in the context of low budget filmmaking (the cost of the film was about $250,000 to $300,000). Well, guess what? Most of those elements were pretty shoddy as well...I will say that it did look like a lot of effort and heart were put into this rather doomed production, but it seemed the director was never able to muster anything near the overall impact he was looking for, as I think this was a definite case of over reaching ones' limitations, specifically in the budget department. Alan Hale Jr. makes a few appearances throughout the film as the sheriff, but he spends more time in his office than anything else, making some of the lamest jokes you've ever heard. You can tell the writer tried to inject a comic element into the script, but mostly these elicited a great deal of groaning from this viewer. The funniest elements were the ones not meant to be funny, like the giant spider (it's actually a VW bug with fake legs attached), the theories thrown about by the scientists, and just the general character development. In many scenes real, smaller, spiders were used, and certainly provided many creeps, but what I found even creepier was the casual notion of relations of a biblical nature between some of the characters who where related to each other...none of this was shown, but it was eluded to, and given the characters involved, it was certainly not great stretch of the imagination. (Things that make you go `ewwwww')
Fred Olen Ray's Retromedia Entertainment provides a decent full screen print (about as good as a VHS copy) here with some noticeable wear and tear at a couple of spots. A real plus is the inclusion of some pretty good special features like an introduction by Akron, Ohio's Son of Ghoul, a mini reproduction of a four page comic book put out at the time of the film's release, a theatrical trailer for the film, and an interview with director Bill Rebane in which he basically points out the weaknesses in his film, lack of money, too many producers (five, at one point), and lack of a decent script, to name a few. Despite my criticisms, I am happy to know that someone out there is releasing films like this on DVD.
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