Customer Reviews
Joint Custody 
2007-12-12
The Gentry household really gets a lot of use out of this little pink beauty. We had been needing a new hot water bottle ever since Heath Jr. left our old one out in the icestorm. Apparently, rubber doesn't react well to twenty degree weather. (turned brittle and shattered on Wanda while she was trying to use it one mornin')
So we saved up and got this one. BEST PURCHASE WE'VE MADE SINCE THE PINATA!
The thing is, it's just so versatile. We all use it, and never seem to run outta things to do with it. For me, when I can wrestle it away from Wanda, it makes the perfect beer coozey. I can easily pour a six pack of Pabst down its gullet, slap on the mouth hose, and be set for at least a half hour of good times out in the yard. I even made a useful set up for it out of one of Krystal's old Hello Kitty backpacks. I just slide the rascal into that backpack, slap a James Gang tape in the walkman, and walk around for hours out in the yard -- jammin'. Wanda says I look like a hobo Ghostbuster with that thing on. (it don't bother me none) With its extra-long hose (featured ONLY on the deluxe model) I can run it over my shoulder, into my mouth and go "hands free." For safety reasons, that's important to me.
Heath Jr. likes to use it like a whoopee cushion. He's always blowin' it up with that Cheetos breath of his and slidin' it under us when we go to sit down on the couch. He's a natural comedian, so we encourage it.
And Wanda -- well, I'm not sure what she does with this thing, but she goes missing for about an hour at a time with it every couple of months or so. (usually after she gets home from dancin' out at the VFW) I do know it's still steaming when she hands it to me . . . (makes my beer get warm, we always get into it about that)
I give it a 4 out of 5 stars. I couldn't give it a perfect 5, cause I'm not sure how it'll perform for us over the long haul. I've noticed fraying in the discharge hose and some splitting on the mouth nozzle.
WaterBottle 2007-11-20
The product was well packaged & arrived in a timely manner. It is a very good product, however the actual bottle itself could be a hair larger as it is a bit smaller than water bottles I have purchased at the pharmacy.
Overall, it is a good value for ordering on line & not having to hunt one down in the stores! Satisfied customer.
