peanutbutter and nails

Author: jake
From: madison, USA
Age: 10
Date: 26th Aug 2001, 9:49 PM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: peanutbutter and nails

One day a duck walked in to a store and asks the clerk'you got any peanut butter'. The clerk says'no'And it happen a second time.thee duck walks in a third time asks'you got any peanutbutter'the clerk says 'no!! you ask me that again i'll nail your feet to the floor!!!!!' The duck comes in the nxt week and the clerk says'don't say it'.the duck asks 'you got any nails'.the clerk says 'no'the duck says'Good you got any panutbutter'


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