"Butt Itches"
A Jokes and Riddles Story By Erin Bower, 9 From Rancho cucamunga
Author: Erin Bower
From: Rancho cucamunga, USA
Age: 9
Date: 30th Sep 1998, 11:11 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: "Butt Itches"
This boy gets in trouble,
and he talks to the principal
and the principal asked what his name is
and he said,"My name is
Butt Itches". The principal
said no really what is your name?
He said Butt Itches, and she said
if you don't tell me your name
I'm going to send you home. He
said his name was Butt Itches
and he got sent home. Then
he got ran over by a bus,and
his mom said,"Ohhh, My poor
Butt Itches". Then the police
said," Then scratch it".
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