Shut up, Manners and Trouble

Author: Anurag
From: Melbourne, Australia
Age: 9
Date: 6th Oct 2001, 5:54 PM
Rating: 3
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Title: Shut up, Manners and Trouble

There were three kids named Shut Up, Manners and Trouble. They were playing hide and seek. Shut up was the seeker and Trouble and Manners were the hiders. Shut up was looking around near the parking lot when a police car drove in to do its daily duties. Shut up didn't realise the police car just came in so he looked around the police car thinking trouble and manners might be there. The policeman looked at Shut up and said, 'What is your name?' Shut up replied, 'shut up.' The policeman again asked politely 'What is your name?'. Shut up replied with anger saying 'Shut up!'. Then the policeman asked him 'Are you looking for trouble?'. Then shut up said, 'yes!' with some joy of excitement thinking the policeman had found trouble. Then shut up saw a glimpse of manners running down the street. The policeman then asked in an angry voice 'Where is manners?' Shut up said, 'Oh, his running down the street.


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