jokes

Author: Cindy
From: Springfield, USA
Age: 12
Date: 14th Oct 2001, 6:01 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: jokes

soz if u've already heard these...

what do you get if you sit under a cow?!?

a pat on the head!!!

knock knock!!!
who's there?!?
Ann!!!
Ann who?!?
Ann amazingly good joke!!!

what kind of tie does a pig wear?!?
pigsty!!!

Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me...
NEXT!!!

Doc, Doc, i keep forgetting things!!!
when did this start happening?!?
when did what start happening?!?

Doc, Doc, i think i'm losing my mind!!!
don't worry, you won't miss it!!!

Doc: You need glasses!!!
Patient: How can you tell?!?
Doc: As soon as you walked through the window!!!

what do monsters eat?!?
Fish and ships!!!

which vegetable is strong and green?!?
a muscle sprout!!!

SEE YA!!!


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