Jokes...
Author: Cindy
From: Spring field, USA
Age: 12
Date: 14th Oct 2001, 6:03 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: Jokes...
Little miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
eatting her Irish stew
Down came a spider
and sat down beside her
so she went and ate all that too!!!
Little miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
eatting chicken and chips
her sister whos hateful
nicked half a plateful
and strolled away licking her lips!!!
Why do elephants lie down?!?
Because they can't lie up!!!
Why do most animals have fur coats?!?
Because they'd look funny in plastic ones!!!
Two elephants wanted to go swimming but they couldn't cause they only had one pair of trunks between them!!!
How many giraffes can you fit in a mini?!?
4- 2 in the front, 2 in the back!!!
How many elephants can you fit in a mini?!?
None- the giraffes are in it!!!
Teacher: now Harrison, if your father borrows $10 from me and pays me back at $1 a month, at the end of six months, how moch will he owe me?!?
Harrison: $10 sir.
Teacher: i'm afraid you don't know much about arithmetic, Harrison!
Harrison: i'm afraid you don't know much about my father, sir!!!
See Ya!!!
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