Jokes...
Author: Cindy
From: Springfield, USA
Age: 12
Date: 14th Oct 2001, 6:04 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: Jokes...
Teacher: this homework is in your fathers writting.
Pupil: Yes, Sir, i used his pen!!!
What did the police say to his tummy?!?
you're under a vest!!!
Mary had a little lamb
He had a touch of colic
she gave him brandy twice a day
and now he's alcoholic!
A man was eatting fish and chips in the street when a woman walked past witha small dog. the dig started yapping at the man's food.
'Can i throw him a bit?!?' asked the man,
'of couse,' said the lady.
so the man picked up the dog and threw it over the wall.
What exams do snowmen take?!?
Snow levels!!!
Why does Santa like to work in the garden?!?
Cause he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!!!
Why did the apple turnover?!?
Because it saw the swiss roll!!!
Did you hear about the three eggs?!?
no?!?
Two bad!!!
Why should you never tell secrets in the greengrocers?!?
Because the potatoes have eyes and beanstalk.
Did you hear about the cowboy who never had any money?!?
his name was Skint Eastwood!!!
There was a young girl from Surray
Who cooked up a large pot of curry
ahe ate the whole lot
Straight from the pot
and ran to the tap in a hurry!!!
'Waiter, Waiter, this fish is bad!!!'
the waiter amediatly started hitting the fish screaming, 'naughty, naughty, naughty!!!'
Knock, knock!!!
Who's there?!?
ach!!!
ach-who?!?
bless you!!!
Knock, knock!!!
Who's there?!?
I need a p!!!
I need a p-who?!?
excuse me?!?
Knock, knock!!!
Who's there?!?
Avenue!!!
Avenue learnt my name yet?!?
Knock, knock!!!
Who's there?!?
Cook!!!
Cook-who?!?
That's the first one i've heard this year!!!
Knock, knock!!!
Who's there?!?
Olive!!!
Olive who?!?
Olive in this house - what ar you doing here?!?
Who was the first under water spy?!?
James Pond!!!
What do you call a doy with one foot in the door?!?
Justin!!!
What do you call a singing vegeiable?!?
Tina Turnip!!!
What do you call a girl standing between two goalposts?!?
Annette!!!
See Ya!!!
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