Big Bart
Author: justin
From: Melbourne, USA
Age: 11
Date: 17th Oct 2001, 10:07 AM
Rating: 5
Comment:
Title: Big Bart
Qne day, a runty man is hired for a bartender job.The manager told him evrything he would need to know .'And if anybody says that Big Bart's 'acomin,run for the hills!'So, three months go by,and nothing went wrong.Until one day...'Head for the hills,Big Bart's 'acomin!'In an effort to get out, the bartender got hit and was knocked out.When he came to,in steped a mountain of a man.He rode in on a wild bull,and wore a rattlesnake for a belt.He came up,and,in one movement,split the bar in two.He ordered a whisky,and then turned to leave.'Wait',said the bartender'Aren't you staying for another?''Can't'said the man'Didn't you hear?Big Bart's 'acomin.'
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