ABC's
Author: Miriam
From: Sparta, USA
Age: 10
Date: 17th Nov 2001, 2:29 AM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: ABC's
once there was a boy and a teacher. the teacher asked the boy if he knew his ABC's.
the boy said no. the teacher said 'tommorro
i want you to know the first four letters of the alphabet. so the boy went home and asked his sister what the first letter of the alphabet was. his sister said 'SHUTUP''
then he went to his brother [who was reading a superman magizene] and said whats the second letter of the alphabet. he said 'SUPERMAN' then he went to his father [who was watching the forty niners play football]
and said whats the third letter of the alphabet. and he said 'FORTTY NINERS' then he went to his mother [who wa baking some buns]and said whats the fourth letter of the the alphabet . and she said 'my buns are on fire.
so the boy went to school the next morning and the teacher said 'so ,whats the first letter of the alphabet ? and he said 'SHUTUP' then the teacher said who do you think you are . and he said 'SUPERMAN'and she said 'how many spannkings do you want . and he said 'FORTY NINERS' and she gave him forty nine spankings. then he said 'my buns are on fire.
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