"Got You Where I Want Ya"

Author: Cindy&Angelina
From: Can't say, USA
Age: 12
Date: 15th Jan 1999, 4:23 AM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: "Got You Where I Want Ya"

One day, a construction worker came to remodel an old, haunted
house. He worked on the 1st floor, then the 2nd floor, and when he
got to the 3rd floor, he heard a noise. It was saying "Got ya where I
Want ya, Now I'm Gonna Eat ya." Something kept saying that and saying
that, over and over. So, he left and the third floor wasn't remodelled. So,
another man came, he did the 1st and 2nd floors, and heard the same thing
when he got to the 3rd, and left. The 3rd floor was never remodeled. So,
of course, a new man came, he got to the 3rd floor, and heard the same
old thing. But he didn't leave, he followed the sound and heard it behind
the curtain, he saw a old man holding a booger on his finger and saying,
"Gotcha Where I Want Ya, Now I'm Gonna Eat ya!"


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