Funny Ones
Author: Cass
From: A hole, Australia
Age: 10
Date: 17th Jan 1999, 12:19 PM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: Funny Ones
-Why did Bob fall off his bike?
-cos Bob's a fish!
-Why did the man fall off his bike?
-Because a Fridge was thrown at him
-why did the Koala fall out of a tree?
-It died.
-why did the second koala fall out of a tree?
-it was chained to the first koala.
-why did the 3rd koala fall out of a tree?
-It slipped.
-why did the 4th koala falled out of the tree?
-peer pressure.
-why did the 5th koala fall out of a tree?
-It's reveloution baby!
-why did the Kangaroo die?
-5 Koalas and a chain fell on it!
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door? MATT.
What about that same guy in ya pool?
BOB.
How about him again in a pile of Autumn Leaves?
RUSSEL.
My advice to you is............
1. never play leap frog with a unicorn.
2. When cool people tread on prickles, they look stupid too.
3. A big nose can be an ice breaker.
4. Do not underestimate your eyebrows, especially if you have a plain face.
5. an empty fridge is a frosty place.
6. life is like a record, it goes round and round and round until one day it finally stops.
HAVE A GOOD ONE!
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