Lots of jokes
Author: Mouse
From: , USA
Age: 10
Date: 12th Aug 2000, 12:26 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: Lots of jokes
Bob
A grasshopper walks into a restraunt. The waitress says
"Did you know we have a drink named after you?"
And then the Grasshopper says
"You have a drink named Bob?"
ShutUp and Trouble
One day there were some twins named Shutup and Trouble. They were playing hade and go seek, and while ShutUp was trying to find his brother, he stumled onto some private property. A man came out of the house andstarted shouting at him.
"What's your name, young man?"
"Shut Up."
"What is is?"
"Shut Up."
"For the last time, what is your NAME?"
"SSSSHHHHUUUUTTT UUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!"
"Are you looking for trouble?"
"Yeah, and I think he's in that tree over there."
*Go into an elevator and stand in front of the buttons and pretend like you don't know that people are trying to press them.
*While in a drive-thru, tell the person talking that your window is broken, and open your door to pay, then close the door and take your food through the window.
*Run around with a load of trolli brites and say "WANNA BITE A WORM?"
*Get a notebook and stand outside the elevator and ask people if they have an appointment.
*Stare at people for a while, grinning, then say "I have new socks on today."
Ice
What did the sea say to the iceberg?
Nothing, it just waved.
Mum, can I have a Canary for Christmas?
NO! You'll have a turkey, just like everyone else.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
Steak!
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