a-z of jokes
Author: Johanna
From: hull, United Kingdom
Age: 13
Date: 17th Dec 2001, 6:00 AM
Rating: 5
Comment:
Title: a-z of jokes
accident: a lorry carrying treacle has collided with a car on the M6. the police are advising motorists to stick to their own lanes.
brick:why is a brick like an egg?
because it has to be laid.
cannibals:what do cannibals play at parties?
swallow my leader.
dieting:the simplest way to diet is to get a lockjaw.
electrician:what did the electrician's wife say when he was late home from work?
wire you insulate.
flies:how do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
put a bucket of manure in the lounge.
horn:what did the broken car horn say?
i don't give a hoot.
jobs:why did the angel lose his job?
because of harp failure.
kangaroo:why did the mother kangaroo scold her kids?
because they ate biscuits in bed.
gherkin:what's green and holds up stagecoaches?
dick gherkin.
idol:my mum treats me like an idol.
oh why?
she gives me burnt offerings for meals.
life span:what has the worlds shortest life span?
a new years resolution. it's born before midnight, and is dead and forgotten the next day.
movies:mark:excuse me, can you tell me if this movie is very long?
timothy:long?the intermission is in august.
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