Congratulations!
Author: Katie Mc Namara
From: Stanstead, Canada
Age: 12
Date: 23rd Jul 1998, 4:59 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: Congratulations!
There are three men sitting in the hospital waiting room, waiting for their baby's to be deliverd.
The nurse comes out and goes to congratulate the first man:
-Congratulations,you have twins! said the nurse
-What a coincidence! I live in Lake of Two Mountains!
A few minutes later, the nurse comes out and congratulates the second man:
-Congratulations, you've had triplets!
-What a coincidence, I live in Three Rivers!
All of the sudden the third man starts running away.
The two other men ask him:
-Why are you running away? Your wife still didn't have her baby!
The man answered:
-I know, but I live in a Thousand Islands!
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