The Panda
Author: Elizabeth Kurtz
From: Washington, D.C., USA
Age: 12
Date: 25th Jul 1998, 5:36 AM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: The Panda
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender and "Bartender, give me a beer." So the bartender gives the panda a beer. The panda drinks the beer and orders a salad. So when he finishes he gets up and shoots a guy. "What was that all about?" The bartender asks the panda. "I'm a panda. Look it up in the dictionary." Then he walks out the door. The bartender picks up the dictionary and looks up 'panda'. "Panda," He reads, "Eats, shoots and leaves."
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