Tongue twisters
A Jokes and Riddles Story By Brandon, 9 From Chilliwack
Author: Brandon
From: Chilliwack, Canada
Age: 9
Date: 22nd Dec 2001, 5:11 AM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: Tongue twisters
(1)Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
was he.
(2)I thought I thought
but the thought wasn't
the thought I thought Ithought.
(3)Kris Kringle carefully crunched on
candy canes.
(4)One-One was a race horse.
Two-Two was one too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one too.
(5)Ned nott was shot and Sam Nott was not.
So itit is better to be Shott then Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
but Shott says he shot Nott,
Either the shot Shott shot at not shot,
Or Nott was not shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot shot shot Nott, was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott then shott, was shot not Nott.
However, the shot shott shot shot not Shott--but Nott.
(6) Six slippery snails, slide seaward.
(7)Three twigs twined tightly.
(8)Freshly fried flying fish.
(9)Two toads, Totally tired
(10)Mix, Miss Mix.
(11)Will you, william.
(12)Three Free Throws.
(13)Knapsack straps.
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