Three Men
Author: Ashlon Pineiro
From: Mannheim, Germany
Age: 12
Date: 28th Jul 1998, 9:29 PM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: Three Men
Three Men were standing on top of a building one day. The first man, after he had just finished an apple, threw the apple core off the side of the building. The 2 other men asked:" Why did you do that?" and the first man said:" For the good of the people down there." A few minutes later the second man, after he had eaten a banana, threw the banana peel off the side of the building. The other 2 men asked:" Why did you do that?" and the first man said:" For the good of the people down there." A few minutes later the third man, after pulling the ring out of a gernade, throws the gernade off the side of the building. The other 2 men ask:" Why did you do that?" and the third man said:" For the good of the people down there."
A while later, the men were tired of standing on top of the building so they went off of it and were walking the streets of their city. As they were walking, they came by a man who was crying and asked him why he was so upset. The man said:" I was just walking to my office building and an apple core hit me on the head." The men kept on walking when they came to another crying man and asked him why HE was so upset. He said:" I was walking to the mall when I slipped on a banana peel." They kept walking when they came to a man who was laughing so much till he was red in the face. They asked the man what was so funny and he answered:" I farted and the building behind me blew up!"
I learned this joke from my good friend Brian.
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