Happy Butt
Author: Jessica Lieb
From: ST.Louis, USA
Age: 8
Date: 1st Aug 1998, 8:34 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: Happy Butt
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a little girl to tell the class her name. She said "my name is Happy Butt". Well the teacher was not happy. She asked the girl again her name, and she said, "Happy Butt". So the teacher sent the girl to the principal's office. The principal asked the girl her name and again she said Happy Butt. Well this made the Principal and Teacher unhappy so they decided to call the girl's mother. They asked the mom what the little girl's name was and she said, "My daughter's name is Gladyce." The principal said thank you, hung up and asked the girl one more time, what is your name. "Happy Butt!!" she said. The principal said, "Well that is not what your mother said. She said your name is Gladyce."
The little girl said, "I know, Gladd Ass, Happy Butt - what's the difference?"
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