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Author: Courtney
From: Langhorne, USA
Age: 13
Date: 14th Dec 1998, 5:48 AM
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There was three guys who were in a plane, One was african American, one was chinese, and one was American. The African American said I hate my country so much I am going to drop a penny on it so he dropped the penny, The Chinese guy said I hate my country so much I am going to drop a quarter on it so he dropped the quarter, then the American guy said I hate my country so much I am going to drop a bomb on it so he dropped the bomb. They all went down to the ground and the first guy said to a little girl why are you crying? She replied because a penny hit me in my head, the second said to a little girl why are you crying? She said because a quarter hit me in my head , and the third guy seen a little girl laughing and asked her why she was laughing and she said be cause my Uncle Fester farted and the house blew up.


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