Umm i dont know
Author: Michael Nielsen
From: Thornleigh, Australia
Age: 11
Date: 15th Dec 1998, 6:20 PM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: Umm i dont know
a man's car broke down in the middle of a desert there was not a car sight so he started walking.
3 hours later no cars had past and he was getting very very thirsty.
Then a man riding a Kangaroo bounced up
"want to buy a tie? "he asked
"no water quick help water"
"sorry I've only got ties" the man and roo bounced off
Hours later the stranded man was still staggering along - desperate
for a drink. Another man (and kangaroo) bounced up to him
"water help I need water" gasped the stranded man
"oh wouldn't you like to buy a tie?' said the mounted man
"no quick help water"
"sorry i can do you a nice polka dot or a paisley or even a nice hand painted lady-but can't help with water" and off he went.
The man was crawling now inch by inch he clambered over the baking desert soil then he noticed a shimmering in the distance.
It looked like a building.
He crawled slowly towards it even though he was sure it was a mirage but the building became more solid looking. Could it be?
Yes it was a giant R.S.L. club in the middle of nowhere.
The man spent his last effort and crawled desperately to the door where he gasped
to the doorman "let me in I need water"
"Sorry" said the doorman "I cant let you in without a tie"
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