Why did a spider go on internet and more laughs.

Author: Nikki
From: Brisbane, Australia
Age: 10
Date: 11th Jan 2002, 5:09 PM
Rating: 3
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Title: Why did a spider go on internet and more laughs.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because it was feeling crummy.

What does the Eiffel Tower and a lice have in common?
Ones and Paris site and ones a parasite.

What medicine do ants take?

Ant-ibiotics.

what did pikachu say when he sneezed?

Pik-a-choooooooooooooo.

Why was 6 afraid if seven?

Because 7 8 9(7 ate 9)

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

No eyedeer

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a boogie in it.

why did a spider go on internet?

It wanted to make a website


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