Why did a spider go on internet and more laughs.
A Jokes and Riddles Story By Nikki, 10 From Brisbane
Author: Nikki
From: Brisbane, Australia
Age: 10
Date: 11th Jan 2002, 5:09 PM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: Why did a spider go on internet and more laughs.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it was feeling crummy.
What does the Eiffel Tower and a lice have in common?
Ones and Paris site and ones a parasite.
What medicine do ants take?
Ant-ibiotics.
what did pikachu say when he sneezed?
Pik-a-choooooooooooooo.
Why was 6 afraid if seven?
Because 7 8 9(7 ate 9)
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eyedeer
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a boogie in it.
why did a spider go on internet?
It wanted to make a website
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