A man with a big nose

Author: Amanda&Jodi
From: Gold Coast, Australia
Age: 13
Date: 19th Jan 2002, 3:53 PM
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Title: A man with a big nose

I once knew this man,
who had a big nose,
it was the kind that had the curvy bits on the end of the hose,
he sat down to dinner,
i stared and looked very close,
the clock struck two i turned around,
and a fly flew up his NOSE!
he started couging loudley,
he started coughing clear,
this man was chocking on a fly as loud as i could hear,
i dialed 000,
the police came as soon,
he said where's the convict,
i pointed up his nose,
people screaming loudly,
people screaming clear,
he coughed it up,
and spat it out,
and the fly flew out his EAR!


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