3 man, country hatred

Author: Jeffrey
From: Clark N.J, USA
Age: 10
Date: 31st Jan 2002, 12:00 PM
Rating: 2
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Title: 3 man, country hatred

There was once three guys on a plane who hated their countries. There was a Spanish guy, a English guy, and a American guy. The Spanish guy said 'I hate my country and droped swords. The English guy said 'I hate my country and droped spears. The American guy said 'I hate my country and droped a bomb. So the Spanish guy was walking through his country and saw a little boy crying, 'Why are you crying little boy'? 'Someone droped swords and cut off my cats head.So he got arrested. The English guy was walking through his country and saw a little girl crying and said, 'Why are you crying little girl'? 'Someone dropped spears and cut off my cats head' and he got arrested. The American guy was walking through his country and saw a little boy laughingand and said, 'Why are you laughing little boy'? 'My daddy farted and blew up the house'.


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