Chloes kasbarian jokes
A Jokes and Riddles Story By chloe, 10 From Sydney
Author: chloe
From: Sydney, Australia
Age: 10
Date: 4th Sep 2000, 12:50 AM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: Chloes kasbarian jokes
Q.why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A.because the chicken was not alive yet.
Q.why did the chicken cross the road?
A.to get away from the colonel.
Q.why did the bee cross its legs?
A.because it could not find a bp station.
Q.what is a cats favourite exercise?
A.puss ups
Q.what did the big candle say to the little candle?
A.are you going out to night?
Q.why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A.because it did not have no body to go with.
the end
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