HAAAAA!!!>>>...
Author: Cindy
From: San Jose, USA
Age: 12
Date: 5th Feb 2002, 5:31 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: HAAAAA!!!>>>...
A blind man went into a shop, picked up his dog by the tail and swung it around his head. 'Can I halp you?' asked the assistant.
'No thanks,' said the blind man, 'I'm just looking around.'
'Five dollers for one question!' said the woman to the fortune teller.
'That's very expencive, isn't it?'
'Next!'
'What's the matter?' one man asked an another.
'My wife left me when I was in te bath last night,' sobbed the second man.
'She must have been waiting for years for the chance,' replied the first.
What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.
'What's the secret of living to be 100?' the reporter asked the old man.
'Slugs!' replied the centenarian.
'Slugs?'
'Yes, I've never eaten one in my entire life!'
An elephant ran away from the circus and ended up in a little old lady's back garden. Now she had never seen an elephant efore, so she rang the police.
'Please come quickly,' she sai to the policeman who answered the phone. 'There's a strange looking animal in my garden picking up cabbages with its tail.'
'What's it doing with them?' asked the policeman.
'If I told you,' said the old lady,'You'd naver believe me!'
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