Washing the cat in the toilet
Author: Steve Marciano
From: Guilderland, USA
Age: 13
Date: 8th Feb 2002, 2:34 PM
Rating: 5
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Title: Washing the cat in the toilet
Have you ever wanted to wash your cat and not have to clean the bathtub? Has your cat ever gotten so dirty that you don’t want to scrub it down? If you said yes to any of those questions, I have the perfect solution for you.
The toilet is used for two things: Flushing your waste and cleaning your cat! It is now proven that the toilet is a perfect place to clean your cat. By using a single finger your cat will be clean after following these nine simple steps.
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet prior to washing the cat.
2. After washed, put liquid soap into the toilet and mix with a plunger.
3. Get the cat and bring him/her to the toilet (stroke softly if needed).
4. In one swift movement, put cat into toilet and shut lid firmly (do not put hands near openings; cat will be going wild inside).
5. Wait a few minutes so cat will soak him/herself while going crazy.
6. Flush toilet for power wash and three more times for the rinse cycle.
7. Make sure that path is open from bathroom to the outdoors.
8. Open toilet and steer clear of cat rocketing out of toilet.
9. Cat will run out of house for dry cycle.
Sponsored by your local dog pound
P.S. We are not responsible for vanishing cats.
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