Steve Marciano, 13, from Guilderland, USA>>>...
Author: Cindy
From: San Jose, USA
Age: 12
Date: 9th Feb 2002, 6:21 AM
Rating: 5
Comment:
Title: Steve Marciano, 13, from Guilderland, USA>>>...
Hey Steve!, 'sup?!?... loved your joke, it was really funny... (have you tryed out 'Autor Corner'?... if not, you should try it, it's great! You never know, we could be mates...
Anyways, here's a joke for you...
Teddy Bear Operating Manual...
1. If Teddy feels hard and smooth you have not taken him out of the box. Remove at once.
2. Check to make sure that his ears are at the top of bear. If his bottom is on top you are holding him upside-down.
3. To get upside-down bear the right side up rotate him until his ears come up to the top (or you could try standing on your head).
4. Do not plug Teddy into nearest electric socket. What are you, some kind of lunatic?
5. Give Teddy a test hug. If on first squeeze bear still feals hard and smooth you are still hugging the box. Can't you get rid of that stupid box?
6. If on the next Teddy squeals and licks your face, you have picked up the dog.
7. Don't forget to clean Teddy after every hundered thousand hugs.
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