MY JOKE
Author: SARA
From: BROOKHAVEN, USA
Age: 9
Date: 14th Feb 1999, 9:05 AM
Rating: 2
Comment:
Title: MY JOKE
ONE DAY A MAN COULDN'T SPEAK. HE WAS LISTENING TO HIS RADIO. HE LEARNED MEMEMEME. THE SECOND DAY HE WENT TO A RESTURANT HE LEARNED FORK, KNIFE, FORK, KNIFE. THEN THE THIRD DAY HE WENT TO THE CANDY STORE HE LEARNED GOODEY GOODEY GUM DROPS. THE FOURTH DAY HE WAS WALKING AROUND THE CORNER. HE SAW A DEAD GUY. THE OFFICER WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID"WHO DID THIS?" THEN THE MAN SAID "MEMEMEME.". THE OFFICER SAID "WHAT DID YOU DO IT WITH?". HE SAID "FORK, KNIFE, FORK, KNIFE." THE OFFICER SAID "I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO TO JAIL FOR THIS." THEN THE MAN SAID "GOODEY GOODEY GUM DROPS.".
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