Aliens
Author: Mew2
From: New Island, Other
Age: 12
Date: 8th Sep 2000, 11:24 PM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: Aliens
Three aliens came to Earth to learn some English. The
first one went into a house and heard, "Me me me me!" So he
learned those words. The second went into a butcher's shop and
heard, ""With a butcher's knife!" So he learned that. The third
one went into a church and heard, "ALLELUIA!" And he learned
that. Then some guy died from an unkown attack. A police
officer went up to the aliens and asked,"Who killed the guy?"
The first alien said, "Me me me me!" Then the police officer said,
"With what?" The second alien said, "With a butcher's knife!"
The the police officer said, "You're going to jail." The third alien
said, "ALLELUIA!"
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