My Joke
Author: Kristina
From: Helena, Montana, USA
Age: 11
Date: 22nd Feb 1999, 8:48 AM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: My Joke
There were three Chinese men who just came to America. All three of them had no idea how to speak English. The first one had a job in a music shop so he learned how to say me, me,me,me,me,me,me. The second one had a job in a resturaunt and learned how to say forks and knifes, forks and knifes, forks and knifes. All three of them went to football games so they learned how to say HOORAY!! One night as they were leaving a football game a cop stoped them and said, "Do you know who murdered someone last night?" The first one said, "Me, me, me, me, me." He said to the other two, "Do you know what he did it with?" The second one said,"Forks and knifes, forks and knifes, forks and knifes." The cop was amazed that they would admit it, but he still sais, "I'm taking you all under arrest." They said, "HOORAY!"
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