The string

Author: Nicky
From: Lexington, USA
Age: 8
Date: 22nd Feb 1999, 11:47 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: The string

a string walked into an ice cream shop....the owner said "hey we dont serve strings here"

the string walked out into the street and sat on the curb and cried.
a man walked up and asked the string what was wrong. the string told him and the man said i can help.
he took the string and tied him into a knot and then took out his knife and frayed both ends.

"now go back and get your ice cream" the man said.
the string walked back into the ice cream shop and the owner walked over to him and said.."hey...arent you the string who was just in here a minute ago?"

the string replied..." nope...i'm a frayed knot!"


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