Three men
Author: Ashley
From: Birmingham, USA
Age: 8
Date: 25th Feb 2002, 7:24 AM
Rating: 2
Comment:
Title: Three men
Once there was three men who did not speak the local language. One of them went to a barber shop and heard someone say yes, yes, yes. So he starts saying yes, yes, yes every where he goes. The second one went to a restaurant and heard someone say forks and knives, forks and knives so he starts saying forks and knives,forks and knives. And the last one went to a candy shop and heard someone say goody goody gum drop, goody goody gum drop, so he starts saying goody goody gum drop, goody goody gum drop. Then they all got back together. A crime had been committed nearby and a polecemen asked 'Did you do this crime? One said 'yes,yes,yes. The polceman asked what did you do it with? The second guy said forks and knives,forks and knives. Then the polceman said you’re all going to jail. The third guy said goody goody gum drop, goody goody gum drop!
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