Laugh till dawn
Author: Joe
From: Adelaide, Australia
Age: 8
Date: 15th Sep 2000, 3:27 AM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: Laugh till dawn
Knock Knock
Who's there
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you can yodel!
What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
OUCH!
How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it down a hill.
What goes HA HA Bonk!?
A man laughing his head off.
There was a train crash. Nobody was hurt or nobody was dead but there was a wreck. Why was that?
There was no one in the train.
What do you call a nervous cow?
Milk Shakes
What goes Woc, Woc?
A cow walking Backwards.
How did the bubblegum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens feet.
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece
of cake.
Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see the butterfly.
Why did the boy throw a clock out the
window?
He wanted to see the time go by.
Waitress: How did you find your steak?
Man: Oh, it wasn't difficult. It was
only between the peas and the potatoes.
Why was the sand wet?
Because the Sea-weed.
Man: Waiter! That fish looks like it's about to die.
Waiter: No time no see.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens wern't invented yet.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the MOOOvies.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
A Storyteller Topic - Jokes and Riddles
Laughter is the best medicine so make someone smile and share your joke today! Why did the chicken cross the road? So that it could read our Jokes and Riddles!
Read the latest Jokes and Riddles
Read all the past Jokes and Riddles
Publish your Joke
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