cuckoo!
Author: Adria
From: NH, United Kingdom
Age: 10
Date: 26th Feb 2002, 6:19 PM
Rating: 2
Comment:
Title: cuckoo!
once there was a man who was Japanese.He could not speak english so he asked his grandson to help.The boy said,'yes,yes.yes,yes,yes,yes.'to his grandfather so the man kept on saying yes,yes,yes.Then the man went to the shop and a guy said to him,I felt like it.I ate it because I was hungry.
The man started reapeted I felt like it,
He went inside the shop and the shopkeeper said,'knives and forks.'the man then said knives and forkes.
The man then went across the street and a man came out of the newsagent and he was so happy because he won the million dollars.He screamed,'wahoo!'The man heard this and he screamed wahoo!
he then went walking and a man came out of a bar screaming,'someone has been murdered!someone has been murded,'the man heard this and he repated someone has murdered.The police turned up and questioned the man,'
did you do the murder,?''yes,yes,yes'the man replied,'why did you do it?''I felt like it,'
'what do you murder with?''knives and forks,'
'you know your going to jail now,''WAHOO!' The man screamed,'now what do you have to say for yourself,'said the policeman,'someone has been murdered!'
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