Just Jokes
Author: Tom
From: Adelaide, Australia
Age: 12
Date: 21st Sep 2000, 6:08 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: Just Jokes
How do you fit 15000 elephants under one
umbrella without getting wet?
It isn't raining!
What do you call postman pat when he
retires?
Pat!
Why does the farmer need a steamroller?
To grow mash potatoes!
One day a women rang the fire department
and she said "Come quick I have a fire
at my house!" and the fireman said "Calm
down, just tell us how to get there".
And the women said "Don't you still drive those red things?".
One day there were three people. One was
called Me!Me!Me! and one was called
Knife and fork and the other one was called Goody Goody gum drops. One day
they saw a dead person. And the police asked them "Who killed him?" and the one
said ME!ME!ME! and the police said with
what and knife and fork said "Knife and fork!" and the police said you're going to jail. And the last one said goody goody gum drops.
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