The conductor

Author: Square Bear
From: Melbourne, Australia
Age: 10
Date: 2nd Apr 1999, 9:29 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: The conductor

There was once a bad conductor and he got caught. They were going to put him in a eletric chairand you could only have the chain pulled three times after that you were let go. Anyway they put him in the chair pulled the chain and nothing happened. They hooked it it up to ten thousand light light bulbs pulled the chain and nothing happened. They waited till a big storm hooked it up to ten thousand light bulbs pulled the chain and nothing happened. Do you know the moral of this story???? Answer: you can't get electricity threw a bad conductor!!!


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