Three letter words
Author: Packrat
From: Webster, USA
Age: 10
Date: 2nd Oct 2000, 10:36 PM
Rating: 2
Comment:
Title: Three letter words
Sam's teacher told him to go home and find as many three letter words as he could.Sam went home and asked his brother who was watching Cartoon Network. He said "Nanananana Batman!" He asked his sister who was listening to 104 KRBE. She said"shut up". His cousin was watching Austin Powers so he said"Yeah baby" His dad was watching football so he said"49 hit 'um hard!"His mom was cooking hamburgers so she said " My buns are burning"Sam went to school and had the following conversation:Teacher:what words did you find?Sam:Nananananana batman! Teacher:do you want to go to timeout? Sam:shut up!The teacher sent Sam to the principal. Principal:Do you want a spanking? Sam: Yeah Baby!Principal:How many lashes,Sam? Sam:49 hit 'um hard! When Sam went out ,he said,"My buns are burning!"
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