The 3 Little Pigs

Author: Newanda
From: England, AR, USA
Age: 13
Date: 10th Jun 1999, 6:27 AM
Rating: 5
Comment:
Title: The 3 Little Pigs

The 3 Little pigs went to a restaurant. The waitress came and asked what they wanted to drink.
The 1st pig said>Dr. Pepper
The 2nd pig said> Coke
And the 3rd pig said> Water
When the waitress came back she asked them what they wanted to eat.
The 1st pig said> a Hamburger
The 2nd pig said> a Hotdog
And the 3rd pig said> Water
When the pigs were done the waitress came back and asked them what they wanted for dessert.
The 1st pig said> Chocolate Pie
The 2nd pig said> Ice cream
And the 3rd pig said> Water
When the 3 little pigs left the restaurant the 2 pigs asked the 3rd pig why he only got water for dinner. The 3rd pig said> One of us has to go wee wee all the way home!!!! ha ha!! he he!!!


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