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Author: Harriet
From: Brisbane, Australia
Age: 10
Date: 26th Jun 1999, 2:26 PM
Rating: 5
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Once there was an Australian, an Irishman and an American. They were all working on the same building site, and the Australian and the American were both friends, but the Irishman was just a tag on. One day the Australian said, "If I get vegemite one more day on my sandwiches, I'll jump off the building" but he had said it as a joke. Then the American said, "If I get pizza one more day, I'll jump off aswell" but he had said it as a joke aswell. Then the Irish man said, just trying to be cool, "If I get potato one more time, I'll jump off the building too" but he had said it seriously. They all had the same thing again and they all jumped off, and died. At the funeral, the Australian's wife said, "I thought he liked vegemite" , and the American's wife said, "I thought he liked pizza", and the Irishman's wife said, "He made his own lunches!"


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