To: Everybody
Author: Christina
From: Millville,N.J., USA
Age: 14
Date: 24th Apr 2002, 5:46 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: To: Everybody
Why did the monster eat the north pole?
Because he was in the mood for a frozen dinner.
What do naughty ghosts use in school?
Cheat 'sheets'
Why can't the invisible man pass school?
Because the teacher always marks him absent.
Why do you invite the letter 'R' to a Halloween Party?
Because it makes fiends friends.
Why is the letter 'H' scary?
Because it makes an owl howl.
What's a ghost's favorite mother goose story?
Little Boo Peep.
What do baby ghosts wear?
Pillowcases.
What do you use to erase a ghost?
White-out.
What did one zombir say to the other?
Get a life
What did the invisible man's mother say to him?
We never see you anymore!
Ghost#1:how was the party at the cemetary last night?
Ghost#2: lousy. The place was dead.
Why does a mummy make a bad birthday gift?
he takes too long to unwrap.
What do you call twin vampires?
Blood brothers.
Where do vampires put their money?
In blood banks
What kind of jokes do vampires tell?
Neck-neck jokes (instead of knock-knock jokes)
What did the abominable snowman give the vampire?
Frostbite
well that's all reply back to me and let me know if they were any good ok peace.
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