The Jokes of Alison
Author: Alison
From: Ashburn, USA
Age: 9
Date: 19th Oct 2000, 5:33 PM
Rating: 3
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Title: The Jokes of Alison
What do you call a bird without feathers?
A bald eagle!
Why did the boy bring a t.v. with him in the bathtub?
He wanted to watch soap operas!
Why did the girl bring her dessert with her in the tub?
She wanted a cake of soap!
Kaytlin asked " When was the colony established?"
Ericka answered " I do not know whether you want to know about an ant colony or country colony."
Miss Kat says (at school) " Harriet is reading like a fish."
Laura replies " But fish do not go to school."
Harriet says " Of course they do. Fish swim in schools."
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