Four men

Author: Guillaume
From: New Dehli, India
Age: 9
Date: 4th Apr 2000, 7:17 PM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: Four men

Once there were four men an English, a French, and a Belgian.
They all went on a plane. The English man found an apple under
his seat, he said ''oh an apple'' and threw it out the window.
The French even more stupid found a pineapple under his seat
he said ''oh a pineapple' and threw it out the window. The stupidest of
all found an open grenade under his seat!!! He said ''oh a grenade
and threw it out the window. when they arrived they saw three boys,
Two crying and one laughing. One crying said '' an apple fell on my
head! The other said '' a pineapple fell on my head. The laughing one
said when my dad farted the whole neighbourhood exploded!!!!

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