School Report

Author: Jimmy
From: Powder Springs, USA
Age: 13
Date: 27th Oct 2000, 1:32 PM
Rating: 3
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Title: School Report

A boy goes to school one day and his teachers assign a school report on the four favorite sayings that go on around the house.

At the end of the day he went home and got right to work. First he went to him Mom who was osn the phone. While she was busy talking to a friend the boy asked:"What is one saying that goes around the house?"

His mom said shut-up. His sister said go away! His brother said "Batman". He went to his Dad who was singing a song while he unclogged the toilet. Dad said, after the boy asked the same question, " all the way down the toilet". He went back to school the next day and the teacher asked "What is your first saying?" He said:

Shut up, shut up, shut up. Then the boy said "go away". Then the teacher sent him to the principal. the principal asked him what his name was. The boy said "Batman". The principal said where do you live? The boy said: "all the way down the toilet".


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