Bet ya can't read all of it!
Author: Cindy & Casey
From: San Jose, USA
Age: 13
Date: 13th May 2002, 12:58 AM
Rating: 5
Comment:
Title: Bet ya can't read all of it!
What has wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
What goes black white black white black white and green and red?
A group of zebras fighting over a pickle!
How does the moon cut his hair?
E'clips it!
Why did the one handed skeleton cross the road?
To get to the 2nd hand shop!
Three tortoises were crossing a desert. It was at least 300,000 miles wide, and they were very tired. They knew that there was a pub on the other side of the desert, so they continued walking until they arrived. They walked into the pub and ordered three pints of beer. They were just about to pay when they realised they had forgotten their wallets! After a long disscution, they agreed that the smallest tourtoise had to walk back across the destert to get the money if the other two DIDN'T touch the beer.
When the tourtoise had been gone a week, the others were getting thirsty, but they kept the agreement. After four weeks, they couldn't stand it any longer. The biggest tourtoise nugged the other and said
'He'll never know if we drink the beer, then order some more.'
Then, a small, green head popped round the doorframe and said
'If you touch those pints, i'm not going!'
HA!
HA! HA!
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