Have you got a hump?

Author: Cindy & Casey
From: San Jose, USA
Age: 13
Date: 13th May 2002, 1:13 AM
Rating: 5
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Title: Have you got a hump?

There were two fish in a tank.
One said to the other:
'How d'you drive this thing!!!'

What d'you call a fish with no eyes?
F SH
Geddit?

A man with a hump was walking to the local pub through the graveyard. Suddenly, the devil jumped out from behind a grave stone and said
'What's that on your back?'
The man said 'It's a hump.'
'oh,' said the devil, 'Can I have it?'
'Sure!' said the man, who was very pleased to be rid of his hump.
When he arrived at the pub, he met his friend with the clawed foot and told him about how the devil took his hump.
'Cool!' said the man with the clawed foot, 'Mabey, if I go through the graveyard on my way home, he'll get rid of my foot!'
So he did. It wasn't long before he saw the devil.
'What's that?' Asked the devil.
'It's a clawed foot.' said the man
'Oh,' said the devil, 'Have you got a hump?'
'No,' said the man.
'Well, here you go then.' Said the devil, sticking the hump to the mans back!


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