Jokes?! Jokes!
Author: Lizzy
From: , USA
Age: 10
Date: 19th Nov 2000, 8:16 PM
Rating: 4
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Title: Jokes?! Jokes!
1. Once a man was sitting next to a small hole in the wall. Inside the hole, a mouse was squeaking. After a while. The man became annoyed. The mouse was bothering him with that 'Sqqueak!! squeak!' What did the man do? He oiled the mouse.
2. Once there were 3 men: A cook, a bartender, and a manager. One day a customer came in and said, "I need a copy of the menu!" The manager ran to get a menu. The next day, the same customer came in and said, "I need a fish fellet!" The cook ran to get a fish fellet for him. The NEXT day, the guy came in and said, "I need something to drink, maybe...test!" NOTE: This man is a doctor, and is not used to saying Apple Juice instead of test. (This part might be offensive) The bartender ran into the bathroom with a cup. A minute later, he came out with a full cup. "Here you go, sir! One test! How did I do?"
3. What do you call a seagull that lives by the bay? A Baygull. (Hint: Think Food)
4. Once two women were walking down the street when one of the ladys pointed and said, "Look at the cat with one eye!" The other lady covered one of her eyes and said, "Where?"
5. Knock, knock! Who's there? Who! Who who? Who, that's who! No, I mean whos there? Who is there! That's what I asked you, who's there? Yes, I'm here! What is your name? Who! You, is there anyone else there?
A Storyteller Topic - Jokes and Riddles
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