The teacher's lecture!

Author: Nikki
From: Brisbane, Australia
Age: 10
Date: 7th Jun 2002, 6:28 PM
Rating: 3
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Title: The teacher's lecture!

rule 1
the teacher is always write!
rule 2
the teecher knows everythingk
rule 3
don't blame the teacher for your mistakes!
3+3=5

what do you call a sheep on a trampoline?
a woolly jumper

girl:I feel sick
teacher:yeah,I'm feeling sick of you keep on playing up!

knock knock
who's there
this is a stupid joke
this is a stupid joke who?
what do you think!

Collin:my name's colin
boy 1:what's your last name?
colin:Dictionary
boy 2:hey can someone get the collins dictionary?


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