the beans
Author: Alexis
From: St.Louis, USA
Age: 16
Date: 21st Nov 2000, 9:52 AM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: the beans
Once upon a time there was a lady who ate beans all the time. THe problem was she couldnt stop farting every time she ate them. She would fart every second for hours after she ate the beans. Well she met this guy later on and decided even though her love for beans was so strong that she would give them up just for him.
One day she was walking home from the market and saw a restaurant with a sign saying " world famous beans here" She thought to herself that one little thing of beans couldnt hurt so she went in and had a plate. After she was done she walked hoem farting the whole way.
WHen she walked in the door her husband rushed up to her and tied a blindfold on her and put her in the dinning room table. He said he had a surprise for her but then the phone rang and he went to get it. As she was sitting there she had this terrible urge to fart...since her husband was in the other room she let it out. It was the biggest smelliest fart she had ever let out but it was okay she thought because it would be gone in time that hed be back. Well she let out a few more until she felt she had cleared her system and felt smug as she heard her husbands footsteps coming back. With the stench gone she just smiled. She asked him what the surprise was and he took off her blindfold.
There were 15 of her friends sitting at the table with a birthday cake for her with their faces in disgust.
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