lots of jokes
Author: Lauren
From: Rockingham, Australia
Age: 9
Date: 18th Jun 2002, 10:57 PM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: lots of jokes
a dog walks into a bar and does a piddle on the floor then walks out . a thin man comes in and slipes over it and then orders a beer then a strong man walks in and slipes over it and the thin man says i did that . the strong man beats him up .
a man walks into a bar, he hurt himself ( think about it )
3 kids were playing at the playground when a wizard apears and says to them to say a word when they go down the slide and that will apear at the end of the slide one says gold another says money and they both apear in it and one forgot about it and said wweeeeeeeeeeeee .
there were some exacutioners that were going to shoot some bad people . when the first person comes up the executioners say ready aim and the bad person said flood and they all ran of the second the next time they said ready aim hurricane shouted the next bad guy and they all ran of . then the executioners said ready aim and the bad guy yelled fire .
UP YOUR ***
an elephant walks into a ladys garden and she locks herself in her room and rings the police she told them that a monster was picking up cabbages with its tail and the police said and what is he doing with them and she said if i told you you would'nt belive me .
three people dropped things out of the airoplane a stick,a rock and a bomb down below 2 people got sent to hospital and there was someone sitting at a bench laughing someone asks what hes laughing at and he said i farted and the person behind me blew up .
Snake one are we poisonus
snake 2 why
snake1 because i just bit my lip .
why dont ghosts like rain
coz it dampens there spirits
hope ya liked my jokes
Lauren P*******
please please please let my writing in this time i dunno what i did wrong
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